Some brief letters

To the guy who got into the Starbucks drive-thru this morning and blocked up the THROUGH lane to the parking spaces:

I hope your Venti no-whip Mocha whatever spills into your lap on your drive to work.

No love and foam, ME


To the person who left a full styrofoam cup of coffee outside Lowes:

Sometimes we have to carry our kids and when you leave your trash right where people walk, we’re bound to accidentally kick said cup, splattering cold acrid coffee onto all of our clothes, including my son’s.

No love and irresponsibility, ME


To the professor who buys us bagels:

I know no one ever thanks you but I really appreciate that.

Lots of carb love, ME


To Simply Lemonade with raspberry:

I love you. I mean, I LOVE you with all my heart and soul. You are delicious!

Fruity goodness, ME


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