• Sneaking sips of Mountain Dew. We bought it for our friend who comes to watch football with us but I steal a bit here and there
• Butterscotch morsels. I bought them for a cookie recipe I was going to make but my ridiculous postpartum sweet tooth makes me down them by the handful
• Watching ER and crying at the end. I also make sure to turn off the TV immediately after as to not ruin the moment of zen
• Watching Rock of Love on VH1. I hope Jes wins only because Heather is kind of trashy and I kind of don’t trust her
• Looking forward to I Love New York pt. 2. Why must they do this to me? I get so reeled into these shows!
• Buying and reading all the Fall/Halloween issues of magazines such as Woman’s Day, Redbook, and (gasp!) Martha Stewart’s Living. This is what I have come to. I blame the whole stay at home thing
• Taking long (ok, 1-2 hour) luxurious naps in the nursery recliner in the afternoon sun.

Don’t you wish you too could stay home with an infant? Nah, probably not.