- Why does the 2nd floor smell like someone horked up hot dogs?
- Shoes… I want to buy shoes.
- Beach; let’s go there, even if the water is cold.
- Remember that time we went and got all tan? There was a smell on my skin – “sun-kissed” – and it was sultry and wonderful and it reminds me of brushing the sand off my feet and the beer I drank once the kids went to bed.
- Ugh; no more papers. Please, make these all just disappear.
- Sometimes I just want to say, “Screw you guys, I’m goin’ home.”
- God I am so busy; why am I blogging? Really, just waiting for that moment when I realize that thing I thought I forgot. And it’s going to be a total “oh shit” moment.
- I’m eating salad in a minute; salad is good for me. It’s totally not going to fill me up.
- Mmmm… Snickers calls to me.
- Man, I am suddenly really tired. I’d kind of like to lay down.
- I wish it were warmer today. I just want to lay in the sun. I’ve been cold all damned morning
- Really? I’ve only graded 8 papers? It seems like so many!
- I feel like I’m losing my mind.
- “Y’all gon’ make me lose my mind; up in here, up in here.” Ah, DMX. Where did you go?
- Dear students, please stop making lame excuses.
- Dear weather, please pick a temperature and stay there.
- I’m taking a mental vacation now. Claire out.
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I want a nap. Too bad they frown on curling up under my desk.
I wish it was warmer here today too… sun’s shining bright, but it’s deceiving… the wind is so cold. The winter that just won’t quit. *sigh*
I liked this post I should do one like it you would be surprised what goes through my head at times.
I have similar random thoughts: Salad is good for you, but Doritos taste so much better…. I have work to do, but I’m blogging instead… I have 7 loads of laundry sitting on my couch… you get the idea!