- I did not make pad thai for dinner. I had a sandwich
- I did not get half the cleaning I wanted to done
- There was frost on the grass this morning
- I do not drink enough water
- I would like a cheeseburger
- And infinite energy
- Or at least a good long nap
- The cold weather makes my carpal tunnel act up
- I’m now going to do some actual work
- But first, courtesy of xkcd:
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First! I didn’t make Pad Thai either. I made Tortilla Soup.