Anyone want to place the above movie reference? I just took a batch of brownies up to the main English office. It’s Friday and who couldn’t use… Read more “And we got to ride a cheetah…”

Seriously, I feel like today is the worst day (followed closely by Sunday of course.) Here’s the run-down: Monday is a decent day because we just had… Read more “Why Tuesday sucks”

It’s bad enough that in public restrooms people can hear your bodily functions but is nothing sacred? I don’t need some girl putting her boyfriend on speaker… Read more “I’d just like to say”

I had a dream that I was showing an elderly man around Disney World, which was in a state of being torn down. I remember showing him… Read more “Two nights ago”

I just slept on the floor with my head resting on a pair of gloves an some fuzzy socks I had left in my drawer.

I did not make pad thai for dinner. I had a sandwich I did not get half the cleaning I wanted to done There was frost on… Read more “How many bullets, Chino? How many bullets?”

I got some spam mail from someone named “The McCracken” My debit card was mysteriously misplaced this morning and I found it under the foot of a… Read more “Random instances”

Both wisdom teeth came out fairly easily In 30 minutes I can change the gauze I just realized I left my debit card at TGI Fridays I… Read more “Day of silence”