Went in at the recommendation of my doctor for the 6-7 minute contractions. Was dilated 2 centimeters but it was not apparently enough. Walked the halls of L&D for an hour and nothing happened. I was sent home. Ate something spicy for lunch and walked the mall. Napped. Walked. Waiting for more intense pain before I return.
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What did you have for lunch? I hope it’s not too much longer for you.
I had some spicy chicken thing at La Fiesta. People say that works. I also ate a literal ton of pineapple. Because that is also supposed to do the trick.