3 thoughts on “*Buzz buzz*”

1. Cool things:
   Popsicles
   the weather (at least in Orlando)
   Ice sculptures
   beer
   penguins
   alpine run off
   Colorado snow
   snow cones

   And that is my sharing — and sharing is caring…

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2. Wow…bad grammar. I’m fired.

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3. My favorite bar joke:

   A duck walks into a bar and hops on the stool closest to the bartender. He says to the bartender, “Can I have a drink?” The bartender says, “get your feathered ass out of here, we don’t serve ducks!”

   The next day, the duck returns to the same bar, waddles up to the same stool by the bartender and says, “Can I have a drink?” The bartender yells at the duck, “Get out of here! That’s the last time I tell you that we don’t serve ducks. If you come back, I’ll nail your feet to the floor and your bill to the bar!”

   The next day, the duck returns. He waddles up to the bar, and he asks the bartener, “You got a hammer?”

   “No,” replies the bartender.

   “Got any nails?”

   “No,” the bartender replies again.

   The duck hops up on the stool and says, “Can I have a drink?”

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