- I was talking to someone the other day and they referenced their daughter… whose name is … (are you ready?)… Ikea. Oh. My. God.
- Is anyone watching Real World this season? If you are, what the flaming heck were those hedonists doing last night in the hot tub? I don’t think I could make out with someone I despised, no matter how drunk I got.
- Although, I had a friend who hated this one news reporter guy so much she actually wanted to jump his bones, so to speak. So I guess it makes sense.
- T-minus 3 days until my house has to be SPOTless. I’m starting tonight. Dust and grime, watch your back, yo. Comin’ for ya, Quaid.
- I didn’t realize Shia LeBeouf is only 21. He needs to stop growing on me then because as I near 30, it grows increasingly inappropriate to find someone so young so attractive.
- I’ve spent the past 35 minutes watching bouldering videos on YouTube.
- Coming soon – 9 month letter to Elliot!
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