- Your stomach will never EVER be the same once you have a kid
- Post-partum cannot be summed up by a book; just these words: YOU WILL FEEL CRAZY AT ALL TIMES
- Time will change; you will set out to do something and it will take all day long
- Oreos will become your best friends
- Your hands will fall asleep with each feeding, supporting your baby’s huge noggin
- You have to actually go to an office to pick up your kid’s birth certificate
- You will want to have sex with your husband but you cannot. And you will go insane
- You will discover a new kind of love, unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before. But this is probably best found out on your own, anyway.
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