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Twos-day. Toos-day. My least favorite day of the week. Luckily, today is like a mini Friday since I get to sleep tomorrow and tonight we’re gonna see either Transformers or License to Wed. I love days off. They’re great. Unfortunately – and like every single year – it will probably rain. One of these fourths, the weather will be perfectly dry and I’ll drag Ash to the Tom Brown park affair to see the fireworks as they should be viewed; not parked in the lot of the Carpet Outlet, straining to see bits of light over tall trees and the womens’ prison.

11 days until my baby shower. I’m getting kind of excited actually. My mother said they got the invite yesterday and it was coordinated with my nursery theme: underwater. I’m glad that my friend got all this organized; I think we owe her an expensive meal or something. So far, she’s done everything so well.  I kind of hope I get a diaper cake, because there’s something sort of intriguing about an imitation cake like product made out of diapers and bottles and other baby accouterments. Oh and speaking of cake, I look forward to the real cake we will be eating. Mmm… cake.

Yesterday I took a very late lunch – 1:18 PM – so when I got back, the afternoon was exceedingly short. Today won’t be that way, as I am dying for some food right now. But I’ll be busy critiquing the first draft of my students’ first ever college paper. Oh my God, please send good vibes this way. I’m gonna need ’em.

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